![]() Connecticut Boy and I make out, but I don’t let it go any further.ġ2.The Writer Whose Boyfriend Is Doing the Hot-Sex-Then-Fade-Away Maneuver Just wanted to say I love you.” I swoon and feel guilty. ![]() Receive a text from Boyfriend saying, “I know you’re out with your friend. Isn’t that what they say? That if you don’t wake up with morning wood, it’s a sign of possible heart failure?ġ3. 18-Year-Old Extensively Cheating on Her BoyfriendĪt apartment with Connecticut Boy. I need to go to the doctor - it’s been a while. I think I might be getting some sort of heart disease. After all this time I still kinda want to feel her up.ġ4. The Disgruntled, Divorced Former Banker Back in School and the Dating Market She’s cool, makes a lot of money, and has huge tits. Three years ago we dated for a month or two, and have become good friends. Text from a friend asking if I want to move into her new place with her. I want to kick him.ġ5. The Nice-Guy Bachelor Who Wants a Girlfriend When I get back to bed I’m not in the mood to touch him so he turns and farts. Hot Tutor With a Sex-Filled Life (and HPV) He tells me I can sleep in his room tonight if I have to, and that he will wear long pajamas.ġ6. On our way home, Adam’s best friend tells me that I present a danger to him because he knows his girlfriend wants to sleep with me, and vice versa. This is a new low.ġ7. The College Student Choosing Between Three Men He says, “Are you on the Pill, because I just came inside you.” I freak out, I am NOT on the pill and I just had sex with my guy friend with two of my girlfriends in the same bed. ![]() Recent College Grad Who’s Never Had a Meaningful Relationship Junkie spends the rest of the day trying to jerk off, manically - he can’t.ġ8. He pauses the porn and opens a folder with explicit photos of me that he took two years ago, and announces that he will send the images to various blogs if I call the cops to get him out. I give him the same 24-hour speech I gave Carl, but unlike Carl, he doesn’t play nice. Beg Junkie to leave, but he tells me he won’t be moving out until the weekend. The Freelancer in Love With a Junkie and a Good Guy Trying to decide which online experience was worse: tonight’s, or the one with the woman who confessed to sleeping with her college professor freshman year, breaking up his marriage and then contemplating killing herself when he broke things off. Enjoy.Ģ0. The Single Grad Student With an NSA Buddy and a Roommate Dating a Total Loser But as one last celebration of this glorious tradition, we have compiled the top twenty Sex Diaries of all time (according to traffic numbers), along with a selected excerpt from each. Once a week, Daily Intelligencer used to peek behind doors left slightly ajar.
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